March 2012
Bumping into Zacky & Synyster after the show.
Me: *Your standing there looking like a complete idiot.*
Zacky Vengeance: Hey.
Synyster Gates: How's it going?
Me: F-Fine thanks. *Pull out your phone from your pocket.* Do you mind if I get a photo with you guys?
Zacky Vengeance: You bet!
Synyster Gates: Yes ma'm!
*You stand in between them and all of you smile like a dork.*
Me: *Put your phone back in your pocket.* Thanks a lot!
Zacky Vengeance: Your welcome. Nice meeting you!
Synyster Gates: You bet. Take care now!
Me: *Faints on the spot.*
Zacky Vengeance: Uh...Is she gonna be okay?
Synyster Gates: Dude we better call 911.
*The ambulance pulls up, puts you inside, and drives away with the sirens on. Zacky and Synyster ride along with you to the hospital. As soon as you pull up, the medics take you to your room. Suddenly, everything goes black and then you wake up in a hospital room. You automatically flip out and wonder how you got here. Then, the doctor and your parents are thrilled that your okay. You ask the doctor what had happened and before they can say anything, Zacky and Synyster walk in the room and smile.*
Zacky Vengeance: Are you alright?
Synyster Gates: You gave us quite a scare back there.
*You look up at them and then faint again.*
Zacky Vengeance: Oh no!
Synyster Gates: Not again.
February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Thanks tumblr for messing up my theme, i very much...
purdaldoo:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place